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I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.

After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.

Then I caught him looking down my 12-year-old daughter's shirt. Recently found out he is awaiting a hearing for a sexual attack on a child under 12.

Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months (a big misunderstanding!

) and I know he'd really like to hear from you.

I looked at him quizzically, and he said, "You need to change your pad before you go to bed — you could get TSS [toxic shock syndrome]." He proceeded to argue with me for a solid 10 minutes about whether or not I should change my pad.

His argument was that he was an EMT and has a sister, so he "knows all about these things." My argument was that I've had a vagina for 20 years.

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This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.

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  2. Morris renamed the club Ebbet's Field in honor of the Brooklyn Dodgers ballpark near where he grew up. I met Tom when we were both sitting at the counter of the little coffee shop next door to the club. Bighead [Body often referred to Weiss as "Bighead" because that’s what he once heard Muddy Waters call him] was a mentor for all of us in a way. I gave him a job at the Troub and I think he lasted a month.' Waits by contrast was faithful to alcohol and nicotine and certainly steered clear of heroin... He was on the scene and all that but he knew when it was time to work. Waits being the beatnik hipster, already earning some early success with Small Change and Foreign affairs.

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