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I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.
After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.
Then I caught him looking down my 12-year-old daughter's shirt. Recently found out he is awaiting a hearing for a sexual attack on a child under 12.
Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months (a big misunderstanding!
) and I know he'd really like to hear from you.
I looked at him quizzically, and he said, "You need to change your pad before you go to bed — you could get TSS [toxic shock syndrome]." He proceeded to argue with me for a solid 10 minutes about whether or not I should change my pad.
His argument was that he was an EMT and has a sister, so he "knows all about these things." My argument was that I've had a vagina for 20 years.
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This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.